note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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