some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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