the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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