If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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