Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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