i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
soo... how was my night?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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