It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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