I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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