sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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