Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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