That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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