Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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