I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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