I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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