Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You coming home soon, man?
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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