Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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