I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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