Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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