yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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