It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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