There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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