I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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