this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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