If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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