I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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