i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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