I am puke
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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