Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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