Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
