So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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