I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
