I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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