8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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