its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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