Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think people are normalizing furries
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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