Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Holy sore nipples Batman
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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