I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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