That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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