Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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