I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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