Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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