I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
