We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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