I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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