btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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