she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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