Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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