What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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