Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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