You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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