She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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