I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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