Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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